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THE NEXUS OF THE UNIVERSE
Quite an oddity in road planning.
Reaching this point for the first time, I wasn't exactly sure which street
I was on. Is this point a strange portal to a vastly different alter
dimension? An unconscious sign planted to mark some strange paranormal or
other-worldly activity? Perhaps its some sort of ancient burial ground of
origins we may never understand. Most likely it just serves to remind the
people of Woodbridge that the town is a ever changing entity. Roads may
begin just to be inexplicably connected to a different one due to the fact
that new houses and subdivisions sprout up like dandelions, and as a
result, perfectly good plans must be changed. - NH
Where two roads meet to have three names.
- C
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HOLY CROSS CATHOLIC "ACADEMY"
I must admit, for a school, this building
does have a very nice structure and sense of regal beauty in it's elegant
architecture. However, I am soon reminded that it's a high school, and
nothing remotely resembling sophistication even dares to show face.
Perhaps I am biased in my opinion, seeing its the only experience I have,
but I just don't see this school as being an "academy." The school in
itself is quite nice, however it's not much more than that.
More fascinating, it serves as a veritable
breeding ground for the next generation of Woodbridgeans; a culture
unleashed to such unbridled decadence coupled with archetypical small-town
woes and teenage angst creates a creature whose traits cannot fully be
discussed on this page. Perhaps a future project should be in the works
to try and scratch the surface. Then again I don't want to say anything
really bad...I don't want to get beat up. - NH
Call it what you want. - C
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QUAINT BAKERY or MAFIA HANGOUT?
A classic landmark of Woodbridge.
However, only the truly brave venture inside. This of course includes the
grizzled old denizens who actually believe this place is a great hangout.
Perhaps I'm being to harsh, but to my eyes, it looks like the place got
bombed 30 years ago and was rebuilt to maintain its status quo. - NH
This man appears to be simply exiting his
car, but in reality, he's a local hit man taking a break and having a nice
espresso. -C
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WAR MEMORIAL NO ONE KNOWS EXISTS...OR DO
THEY?
Quite an interesting spot in this small
town. A grandly constructed and well preserved piece of history complete
with relic canons and a noble somewhat enigmatic tower. Perhaps it's a
remnant of the days when Woodbridge was a sleepy cottage town on the
outskirts of the big city, where local culture could construct a monument
as a testament to those who sacrificed their lives. To me it restores
some of the town's dignity. You may have seen it on the skyline, before
more overbearing eyesores were put up. This monument calls to me to find
more information and research on it's origins. Just off Woodbridge
Avenue, it's worth a visit and I recommend it. - NH
This place is actually quite nice. I'm
surprised. The guy on the plaque has a funny name though. We had a good
laugh. -C
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MARKET LANE: THE CENTER OF THE CRAPPY
WOODBRIDGE SHOPPING DISTRICT
Market Lane is Woodbridge in an attempt to
recapture some of their more polished distinctions of the past. A
reconstructive nightmare, I don't exactly know who would think of shopping
in such a place. It's not all horrible. The quaint barbershop, the
architecture of many of the buildings including the Inkerman House, and
the small pastoral park in it's backyard are some of the streets redeeming
aspects. Most of the rest has gone downhill and surrendered to
contractors who've put up big chunky condominiums and apartment
buildings. More pictures to document this tragic monstrosity are a must.
- NH
It says "Woodbridge, Welcome" even though
you're in the center of it already. We seem to have done some advertising
for Royal LePage. Hopefully they'll give us some cash. -C
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THE HORROR...THE HORROR...
This by far is one of the worst things
I've ever seen. Like a fungus that continually grows over it's dead
layers, eating away at its surroundings, alive yet not living, Woodbridge
suburbia continues to swell. The horizon is lined with jagged shingled
rooftops and sickly pastel brick colors compliments of cookie cutter home
builders who jam homes together like a tightly balled gob of cash. More
words, for the moment, escape me. - NH
That's a lot of f***ing houses in
Woodbridge - C
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